Physics Jokes and Anecdotes 2

Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm positive.' 

Physics Jokes and Anecdotes

The experimentalist comes running excitedly into the theorist's office, waving a graph taken off his latest experiment.

'Hmmm,' says the theorist, 'That's exactly where you'd expect to see that peak. Here's the reason (long logical explanation follows).'

In the middle of it, the experimentalist says 'Wait a minute', studies the chart for a second, and says, 'Oops, this is upside down.'

He fixes it. 'Hmmm,' says the theorist, 'you'd expect to see a dip in exactly that position. Here's the reason...'.

Development Of Scientific Temper

Just as religious people come together & form a force, the rationalists also should come together & form a force.